If one of us is going to tell the truth

Then I must confide:

I'm insulted

You actually believe I'm too stupid

To know you've been fucking with me 

This whole time.

It was worth it.

To peer into the shining black void of those eyes

Where there is nothing alive to find

Just a hollow cave of cold treasure, not a dragon in sight.

It was worth it.

I decided from the start;

To see how you would play each move

While I played the part;

This curious kitten, this deviant divine

Feline to feline, I must confess

I've always enjoyed your little tests.

It was worth it.

A chance to finish the game, to claim my victory—

I entered the ring armed with the 5 P's

Fighting to stifle a laugh for every time you telegraphed.

True naivety is arrogance;

Make no mistake

I heard every word, I saw everything.

Oh, how deeply you believed each turn was in your control.

But surely by now you must know

I am a diligent opponent and a student of all— 

Even ones like you so removed from grace

There is nowhere left to fall.

Despite this glaring character flaw

(being blinded by arrogance and underestimating every woman you meet—since I have to spell it out)

It was worth it.

You beautiful coward. Chthonic creature of sadness and loathing.

In the end, I win.

By the way, weird is spelled with the e before the i. Just like receipts. 

Sweet dreams.